Third Season Of “True Blood” To Be Just As Awesomely Sleazy As First And Second

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HBO’s secret formula for success? Step one: take a monster. Step two: fuck it. I can’t wait for season four, when we get the mummy orgy we’ve all been waiting for.

Of course, I would be a horrible hypocrite if I pretended I wasn’t going to lap up every minute of this amazing train wreck. How can you deny the joy of a show whose second-season Big Bad was, literally, a monster that made people have sex parties? (Spoiler Alert) She’s gone, but by the looks of things, she’s still here in spirit. Werewolf sex for all!