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The Golden Girls XXX Parody Fails Before It’s Even Out

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I know that verisimilitude in porn is like my self-control (all but non-existent), but are those really the best wigs they could find? Porn is a multi-billion dollar industry, guys. Let’s all aim a little higher.

(And before you say anything: yes, this is a video from Funny or Die. But still, the Golden Girls is all too real.)

You might think I would object to such an endeavor on more principled grounds — not, "Hey, that doesn’t look like Dorothy Zbornak’s hair!" but "Hey, I don’t want to see Dorothy Zbornak’s pubic hair!" But people, I watched the Cosby Show porn parody. Such abuses of classic TV shows don’t phase me anymore. At this point, all I’m looking for is a little respect for the source material. And this?

Unacceptable. Your actresses are still going to be in their late-thirties/early-forties if they’re wearing white wigs, director man! Also:

Very unique view of motherhood, that.