So last week, the internet was in a tizzy about a troupe of seven and eight-year-old girls dancing to "All The Single Ladies" in a, um, age-inappropriate manner. (Or, as ScannerJames would have it: in defiance of the natural order of the universe.) Well, it turns out, they’ve been at it for a while; here’s one from a year ago in which they dance to "My Boyfriend’s Back:"
Please feel free to squirm uncomfortably, wring your hands, ask yourself whether maybe it’s natural, (just to be devil’s advocate) and then decide, no, it’s not. But don’t forget to tune in next week, when the video of their pregnant mothers sexy-dancing surfaces.