Frankly, I would be disappointed in Courtney Love if she hadn’t had a lesbian affair with a supermodel in the ’90s. This is just another shocking revelation in a line of them so long it kind of makes them all completely un-shocking, but to paraphrase another female recording artist: she’s just being Courtney. According to Irish magazine Hot Press, Love said:
It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).
First of all, "great story for the grandchildren"? Yikes. ("Sorry grandma, too busy for story time, I need to do some chores or something." — Courtney Love’s future grandchild)
But also, saying "Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs" really makes me believe that Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. That is my favorite kind of defense, the completely unexpected and wholly unnecessary kind. I’ve never killed a hobo, by the way.