The economy is in such lousy shape these days, designer/fashion/perfume dude Marc Jacobs is forced to be his own model. And who wants see Marc Jacobs sit around on what looks like a… well, whatever that is… with his clothes on?
Here is Marc Jacobs and his new men’s perfume. It’s like Tom Ford and Juergen Teller had a meeting, and this is what they came up with. "We tried it with clothes, but it didn’t work," claims Jacobs.
Get it? His dick is so big, they had to add an extra flap at the top to cover his boner. Of course, they could’ve just moved the shiny thing higher, but whatever.