They’re not holding guns up to eight million New Yorkers’ heads and forcing them to see Shrek^10: Shrek Shrek Shrek but it’s almost like they are, right? Because we all have to see the latest Shrek thing lest we miss out on the cultural event of the almost-summer. But twenty dollars? That’s nuts. Oh, wait – that was a mistake? Tickets are actually between seventeen and nineteen dollars and AMC apologizes to those who overpaid and one dollar refunds will be made available? All right. I’ve wasted too much energy thinking about Shrek Forever After. Let’s all buy tickets for Robin Hood: Russell Crowe Something and forget this ever happened.