The title of this Craigslist post is probably not misleading at all, as I expect all those words to mean exactly what I first imagined when I read them. I don’t think there’s really any other way to take it, right? Which Jonas Brother do you think it is, though? Like are we talking Joe or Kevin? Because that would really affect my decision to respond and…what’s that? It’s not about that? Oh.
[Sidenote: actual straight guys don’t do this, right? I mean, beyond the weird requirements about having a Bedazzler and a Bachelor’s (so picky!), they still don’t engage in, as my friend called it, "playful sexual games in which two men attack each other with erect penises", right? Someone please let me know. Thanks.]