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Russell Brand Needs an Orgasm Every 15 Minutes

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Russell Brand, star of Get Him to the Greek and fiance of Katy Perry, leaving a club with twins.

Russell Brand must be very difficult to work with! In a recent interview with Parade, the comedian and actor talked about lots of things, but mostly about all the sex he’s had/really wants to have. (He also trots out that lovely "men need to have sex with everything they see because of EVOLUTION" argument that is just so tired.) The best part, however, is this:

Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult.

Charming. Here is a selection of completely made-up (so don’t sue me, anyone!) quotes from some of Brand’s co-stars:

"Russell Brand once jerked off next to me during a table read. I had to leave to get a Silkwood shower." – Kristen Bell

"Last month I adopted the cutest little puppy from a West Hollywood animal shelter. He’s wonderful, but he humps anyone he sees. I named him Russell Brand." – Mischa Barton

"I remember the first time I met Russell Brand. I had just come from a speaking engagement at Magdalen College in Oxford about acting for the stage; it was so lovely. Well, I marched right up to Mr. Brand and said, ‘Good morning, Mr. Brand! I very much look forward to working with you.’ Then I realized he was fucking a couch." – Dame Helen Mirren

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex with Russell Brand, I would have sixty cents." – Sean "Diddy" Combs

Via HuffPo.