We Have Your Perfect Father’s Day Gift Right Here…

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American Apparel virginity shirtIt’s always fascinated me that no matter how crude, tasteless, tiresome and unfunny a joke can be, people will still buy and wear them in public. (I’m talking about you, "I’m funnier when you’re drunk" t-shirt owners.)
Here we have good ol’ Urban Outfitters, trying to corner the stupidity market now that American Apparel is on the brink.
This one reads: "Fathers It’s Up To You! To Preserve Your Daughters’ Virginity!"
And how, Uncle Sam, is spying on your partially-nude daughter as she writhes around on an American flag helping anything? 
Get it for your Dad. Father’s Day is only 19 days away…