The Cast of The Jersey Shore Is Exactly As Herpes Riddled As You Thought

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The cast of the Jersey Shore including the Situation and DJ Pauly D with supermodel Bar Rafaeli as shot by Terry Richardson.

Which is to say, extremely herpes riddled. The creator of the show, SallyAnn Salsano, recently said in a roundtable discussion about reality TV that the producers are so concerned about STDs that they hand out Valtrex "like M&Ms." If that doesn’t sound bleak enough, here’s another lovely description from Salsano:

"Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!" It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.

"Herpes nest" is truly a foul phrase. Now, obviously lots of people have herpes and if you do I don’t think it says a damn thing about your character or your life or whatever. But when you are being fed herpes meds like candy by the producers of the reality TV show you’re a part of… do you think you might question some of your choices? No? Okay then.

Via the NYP.