Before I found the g-Spout, I just felt like there was something missing from my life. And it took a long time to find it; I felt like I was looking in all the wrong places. I wasn’t even sure the g-Spout existed. But readers, please let me tell you it does exist! And now that I’ve found the g-Spout, I’m just so much more fulfilled. With the g-Spout, I don’t feel like I’m missing out on something, or putting in all that effort for nothing, or spilling hot bacon grease all over my hands or something! (What?) Anyway, this infomercial for the g-Spout, which I saw yesterday on Logo in between ads for other Logo shows and addiction help lines, says it better than I ever could:
To find out more about the g-Spout, and its creator, named Gail, (sure she is), please see this very helpful website. Or porn. You could also try porn.