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Guys, The Smurfs Movie Is Coming

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"Gritty reboot", you guys – it’s all the rage. There’s Brett Ratner’s Snow White update, the upcoming Mortal Kombat movie, and now Smurf’d. 1985 is going to be soooo confused but then they’ll get it and we’ll all have a good laugh.

 
Someone at the pitch meeting: "It’s going to be like Hotel For Dogs meets Avatar except the smurfs aren’t going to look like a 3-D animation. They’re going to look like they’re made out of clay. Also, "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc."