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How Was There Not A Breakfast Club Porn Parody Before Now?

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There have been like, three porn parodies of The Cosby Show. I guess it just goes to show that the mainstream porn industry is only interested in sequel after sequel, with no room for original parodies anymore. Such a shame. Anyway, here is the trailer for The Breakfast Club porn parody, set in college to erase your fears about an unscheduled visit from Chris Hansen:

Man, John Hughes’ ideas really resonate so strongly, even two decades after the fact. "I guess I do just about anybody because I’m a big old slut" just really captures that high school experience, you know? Um, but in college.

Readers, what beloved ’80s classic would you like to see made into a porn film next? Personally, I’m hoping and praying it’s Teen Witch, if only because there need to be more versions of this "rapping" scene on earth:

Top that.

Via Videogum.