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Who Will Be PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian Of 2010?

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Casey Affleck and his five o'clock shadowIt’s that time of year again — Maxim and FHM and all the other ogling mags are out with their little lists of hot chicks no one’s ever heard of that the editors are trying to flatter. PETA, the animal rights organization that everyone loves to despise, is out with their own version: the sexiest vegetarians alive, male and female.

We need your help — uh, who are these people?

We’ve narrowed down the fields to the handful of names we recognize and might actually vote for under some imagined circumstance:

Abbie Cornish           Anthony Kiedis

Alanis Morissette      Casey Affleck 

Alicia Silverstone      Chris Walla

Alison Mosshart        Cillian Murphy

Bryce Dallas Howard      Damian Marley 

Chelsea Clinton               Doug Martsch (yeah, from Built to Spill)

Emily Deschanel             GZA

Emmy Rossum                John Norris

Erykah Badu                    KRS-One 

Ginnifer Goodwin            Moby

India.Arie                         Morrissey 

Joan Jett                           Mos Def

Kristen Wiig                    Rivers Cuomo

Nellie McKay                  Ted Leo

You’ll note we left out assholes like Chrissie Hynde and Jonathan Safran Foer, as well as Kristen Bell, who is easy on the eyes but in no way sexy. My straight male vote goes to Emmy Rossum here (and a man crush vote to Cillian Murphy or Ted Leo) — not really the sexiest woman, but definitely the cutest here.