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The 21st -- and, as some fear, the last-ever -- Coney Island Mermaid Parade kicked off on Saturday in Brooklyn, New York, led by grouchy King Lou Reed and sunny Queen Laurie Anderson, and featuring the usual bevvy of half-naked Mermaids. Sorry ladies, we were there and didn't see any sexy sailor mermaids. They all presumably drowned in the Gulf.