About a year ago, we at Nerve published a list of the twenty-one sexiest elderly people. Our readers seemed to agree with our choices, except for one complaint: where the fuck was Helen Mirren?! Sadly, Mirren had missed our cut-off age — sixty-five — by one year. Believe me, it was a painful thing for us to accept. Mirren may very well have been the inspiration for the list, and we couldn't include her. (Obviously, we hold ourselves to a very firm ethical code when making lists about sexy, sexy people.) But given this photo shoot Mirren just did for New York Magazine to help promote her upcoming film Love Ranch, maybe we could just do it again right now and bump someone off the list? Because yowza:

Helen Mirren naked in a bathtub from New York Magazine.

She may not be your cup of tea, but you have to give her credit for just doing it, you know? (Even though she does say, in her interview, "I’ll never make it as a bad girl … I’m not a prude or a moralist and I never have been, but I’m too fearful, too much of a wimp, really." If this her her being "too fearful", would she be knocking over 7-Elevens if she wasn't?) And here's one more, definitely NSFW shot for you:

Helen Mirren nude in a tub from New York Magazine.

Love her. And you should definitely head over the NY Mag for more pictures and a very charming interview with Mirren.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Jun 22 10 - 10:05am
godsavethequeen

NSFanywhere

Jun 22 10 - 11:25am
Benjy

I think this is a beautiful picture. Hellen is a beautiful woman and this is a wonderful picture. Bravo

Jun 22 10 - 1:13pm
Hahaha

godsavethequeen, your comment made me laugh so hard.

Jun 22 10 - 4:34pm
Renee

Love it!
Helen Mirren is fucking awesome

Oct 12 10 - 8:59am
Abraham Colin

Helen Mirren is not a milf.She is in a sex hunger and lustfulnes only,not beautiful and desirable more what a pitty,I don't want to fuck you never.