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Texas Republicans Want To Ban Porn & Strip Clubs, Make Gay Marriage A Felony

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Bush Texas enema IslamicNot content to ruin generations of its children by rewriting American history to shed a more favorable light on all those fascist tendencies of theirs (McCarthyism, anti-MLK, etc.), the state of Texas has found a new nemesis: strippers.

According to a Huffington Post story, the 2010 platform for Texas Republicans include the following giant steps back into the Stone Age:

  • "We believe that the practice of homosexuality tears at the fabric of society, contributes to the breakdown of the family unit, and leads to the spread of dangerous, communicable diseases." [Ed. Note: Couldn’t you say all this about straight marriage?]
  • "Homosexual behavior is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have beenordained by God, recognized by our country’s founders, and shared by the majority of Texans."
  • "Homosexuality must not be presented as an acceptable "alternative" lifestyle in our public education and policy, nor should "family" be redefined to include homosexual "couples."

On top of that, they want to "make it a felony to issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple and for any civil official to perform a marriage ceremony for such."

HuffPo notes an earlier report saying all businesses having anything to do with sex, including strip clubs, adult film companies and probably sex shops (so much for finally and only recently allowing dildo sales, jerks), should be banned.

I’m sure you can guess what they’re platform says about regulating oil and gas drilling…

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