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“True Blood” Star Wrote A Sex Book, Will Teach Us How To Suck

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Ryan Kwanten from True Blood

Ryan Kwanten, co-star of "True Blood," has probably been getting a lot of sex lately. The 33-year-old Aussie, who plays Jason Stackhouse on the hit HBO show, has obviously learned something from all that worldwide attention, and he’s decided to compile his knowledge in a book called, uh, The G-String.

Not much is known about this book, but check out these quotes from a recent story about Kwanten having given his friends the book with the author’s name blocked out:

"I didn’t tell [my friends] that I wrote it, and they got back to me a week or two later saying, ‘Oh my God! This is really helping me out.’

"I still don’t know whether we’re going to pitch it as a satire … or as a real self-help book." [via]

It doesn’t matter, dude — clearly, your friends thought it was working, so it won’t matter if it’s a joke or not. People are going to take it seriously anyway.

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