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Watch Bristol Palin’s Acting Debut On “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”

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Now, I don’t really know much about this show. But based off this clip, I’m assuming it is some kind of sci-fi/horror series? Put a suspenseful soundtrack behind the follow and it is straight-up terror:

AHHHHHHHH. My takeaway from this is: a young girl has entered a "program" for talented teen mothers, but she doesn’t actually know what it is, and she is being guided around by an affect-less robot. I’m guessing it’s some sort of futuristic breeding stable, where the upper class of a dystopian society can pick a fertile and gifted girl to bear their children. A sort of The Handmaid’s Tale-meets-Never Let Me Go scenario, y/y?

I will say that Bristol’s mouth sounds acting isn’t totally to blame for this. Who in the world thought this dialogue sounded like something a human would say:

BristolBot: We’re aaaaall teen moms. And musicians!

Enslaved Breeding Girl: Everyone in this program?

BristolBot: This program. It’s for teen moms.

Honestly, it sounds like someone having a chat with one of those pre-programmed Barbie dolls. I think this robot makes more sense, frankly:

Via Huffington Post.