NJ Will Probably See More Topless Beaches, Annoying People This Summer

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Topless beach New Jersey, you’re making us proud. Last summer was all about the obnoxious "Jersey Shore" show that was then in the works and few nude beaches for us to ogle your beached whales heavenly bodies.

Thanks be to the citizens of Absury Park, who are trying to make their beach another boob-filled one:

Reggie Flimlin, the 48-year-old woman who presented the idea to the City Council, told the Daily News that "baring your chest is really no big deal these days. Why are women’s rights still at the bottom of the totem pole in regards to female toplessness? Men have better things to do than sit around and gawk at women all day long." 

Judging by the content on this website — no. No, they do not.