Today In Food Porn: Umm... Actual Food Porn

What do particular foods fantasize about? Does ice cream dream of being stuffed in a sugar cone? Do carrots want to be drizzled in your Creamy Italian? (Sorry. Gross.) Today, we bring back our old food porn feature (which most famously announced the Bacon Bra two years ago) for some actual pornographic pictures and videos/gifs of edibles getting it on.

After that, I'm going to need to cut up some onions to bleach my damn eyes...

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