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A Person Named Andrew Garfield Is The New Spiderman

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It looks like the Donald Glover 4 Spiderman internet campaign failed. The role of Spiderman will go to Andrew Garfield, person with an imdb profile. What else has he been in besides the upcoming Spiderman role?

  • The Social Network AKA The Facebook Movie
  • I’m Here – That cute Spike Jonze short film where Spike uses people with computer heads to illustrate the human condition, or something. Regardless, we like to imagine Andrew Garfield No One Person as this guy:

  • The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus – Apparently he played the lead role in this movie. Didn’t see it.
  • The Other Boleyn Girl – I saw the shit out of this movie (I love ScarJo) and I don’t remember Garfield. It lists him as "credit only," so he may have been cut out – more evidence that Andrew Garfield is a long-forgotten movie specter.

He was also in that Robert Redford movie Lions for Lambs and two Doctor Who episodes. Plus the guy is young, so all jokes aside, good luck to this person! Don’t screw Spiderman up, people will be mad at you!