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Al Gore Didn’t Touch That Masseuse

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Those are my feelings, at least. Al Gore is a) an underdog b) fighting global climate change c) long-suffering d) broke up with his wife on amicable terms (we think). He doesn’t molest masseuses and wipe it under the rug. Especially when the masseuse breaks it to The Enquirer.  

But the Portland Police Bureau are reopening Gore’s sex crime investigation from 2006 citing "procedural issues," whatever that means (I’m leaning towards police incompetence). Even though we still side with Gore, this Taiwanese animation is pretty disgusting/great.

For the last time, please leave Bill out of this.  It’s not the same thing.

Via NPR and Gawker