Your best Craigslist-ad-of-the-week this week is a charmingly ridiculous "For sale" ad for the depths of the Toronto page, and… well, nothing really needs to be said here. The ad is superb.
Divorcing my almost NEW Giant XTC 2 – $750 (Cabbagetown)
Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT
Reply to: email@example.com
Me – We need to talk
ME – I… I don’t think we should see each other anymore
XTC = What! Why?
ME – It’s not you, I swear.
XTC – I’m too big… that’s it isn’t it!
ME = no, not at all… Hell, I’m 6′. technically I’m too big for you.
XTC – Is it my shifters? You don’t like the Deore’s anymore…
ME – No! I’m telling you it’s me, you’re perfect. You ride better than any other bike
XTC – What!!! you ass hole! you’ve been riding other bikes!
XTC – god I can’t believe you!
ME – Yes, ok I admit it! you’re just too… hybrid for me.
XTC – Her shocks are bigger aren’t they.
ME – god dammit, can we not… please.
XTC – I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I’m leaving.
ME – hahaha, don’t make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?
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Fuck you Giant.XTC 2…. I hate you… even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you… I hope everyone see’s what a skank you are.