Great news for fans/residents of Paraguay: Scanner’s favorite botched-boob job World Cup fan Larissa Riquelme is not despairing over her country’s loss to Spain. In fact, the lingerie model has agreed to parade naked in the streets… even if said parade is not a ticket-taker and features only herself:
"It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy, because they tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field."
Naked, hot and not bitter about her favorite sports teams victory? Now, if only she’d go back to her natural breasts, she’d be flawless.
Meanwhile, an Argentina fan tried to get Americans to support her team (which ended up falling to Germany) by sending her nude photos to every available skin outlet, including What Would Tyler Durden Do, and they are captured here for all of, uh, posterior-ity:
"I know it is 4th of July weekend and all, but since the U.S. is out of the running for the World Cup now, I would really appreciate it if Tyler readers would support Argentina. I have attached some pics of me wearing nothing but the Argentine flag to help convince them."