Last Links: Uruguay Loses World Cup Game to Holland, Breaks Our Hearts

Mere hours after we voted them the most eligible remaining World Cup team, Uruguay went and lost. Way to break our hearts, guys.

Bruce Willis has a fragrance. I mean, of course he does, everyone does. But still, is he really someone you'd want to smell like?

 Dutch porn star Bobi Eden offers blowjobs to every person who follows her on Twitter if Holland wins the World Cup. So that's how you boost your following; we've been going about it all wrong. (Follow Nerve!).

"Would you rather date someone who slept with Anna Nicole Smith, is $500,000 in debt and dated a transsexual...—or someone who has never driven a car, has chronic halitosis, and has three kids by two baby mamas?" Apparently, Jerry Springer is the host of a crazy new show that can answer that question.

And finally, remember the video of the guy crying about the double rainbow? Well, it's already been auto-tuned to absolutely splendid results. Seriously. If you're only going to watch one bit of internet-specific tomfoolery today, watch this one.