Jesus Spotted… In Portuguese Playboy

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Jesus Playboy Portugal cover

While we were all dreaming of electric sheep last night, two sets of photos (this one, allegedly of Ke$ha allegedly covered in alleged semen, was the first) hit the web that are bound to cause a great deal of controversy. Here’s the big one — shots of Jesus H. Flippin’ Christ hanging out with naked chicks in the July edition of Portugal’s Playboy.

We don’t even need to Google Translate these photos — what does it matter what the point is? Someone’s bound to get pissed no matter how good Playboy’s excuse is.

jesus and naked woman

Jesus and a hooker