You guys, it is HOT. It’s so hot I, can barely think. It’s so hot, I can barely type. It’s so hot, the 5’x5′ steel cage Nerve keeps its writers in is melting. Melting! Thankfully, Huffpo put together a slideshow of cold food bullshit to cool us off. Apparently there are all kinds of foods to eat in the summer, such as:
Fruits with high water content
and vegetables with high water content.
Good call, scientist! But there are other, better options, such as:
all of these ice cream sundaes
or this ice synagogue.
(It’s missing a candle, I know.)
Happy summer times, everyone. The sun is a monster.