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New York Daily News forgives Mel Gibson because he has a great ass

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Mel Gibson and sexy women 

The Daily News just ran a story about the Mel Gibson racism and alleged-assault scandal and came to one conclusion: the man has a terrific butt.

Mel Gibson is a stupendous ass. Also, though, he has one. He’s a racist, but he’s so handsome! He may have punched a lady in the mouth, but have you seen "Apocalypto"? [NYDN]

Because the Daily News is a right-wing tabloid, we are wary of coming across anything tongue-in-cheek that might turn out to be utterly humorless upon further reflection.

Gibson’s excellent bottom has appeared – sometimes clothed, sometimes not, always great – in such cinematic classics as "Lethal Weapon," "Lethal Weapon 2," "Braveheart" and "Lethal Weapon 3," and America loves Gibson’s bottom like it loves a treasured pet, or a treasured loved one, or the treasured round and shapely bottom of a treasured loved one. [NYDN]

The writer admits the actor is "possibly the worst person ever" (emphasis hers) and since she reguarly contributes to The Stranger, we must assume that’s all there is to the post: she really wants to keep on crushing on Gibson’s rear, but is rather bummed that she can no longer do so.