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A list of YouTube’s best talking dogs

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Have you guys seen that pug dog that barks/sings/speaks "Batman"? I was very skeptical before watching it, but I have to say, I was impressed. (It is apparently very easy to impress me.) And since it’s Wednesday, and sometimes we all need a little something to just get us through the middle of the week, I’ve compiled this selection of talking dogs for your enjoyment.

1. Batman

This is probably the most impressive one on the list, but I figured I should start out with a bang.

2. I Love You

This dog, Mishka, says about a thousand things on various different videos. This dog can officially say more things right now than I could when I was two. (I started slow.)

3. Go Away

This one’s okay, but frankly, I feel like Batman dog really changed the game. This guy will have to try harder in the future.

4. Cursing

Can anyone who speaks Punjabi confirm for me that this dog is cursing in Punjabi?

5. I Want My Momma

Honestly, this one kind of makes me sad. Give the damn dog it’s mom, for Christ’s sake! Also, please not that this video is brought to us by HumpingFrog.com, which I’m guessing is some kind of highly academic zoology site.

6. Scary Baby Voice

I’m not going to lie, this scares the crap out of me. It became even scarier once I stumbled upon…

7. Barking Baby

AHHHHHHHHHH. Somebody switch back their voices, for the love of God!

In conclusion: dogs that can "talk" can only barely talk, animals that sound like babies are deeply unsettling, and I am going to have the Batman theme song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.