Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman take off their pants for GQ

Pin it

Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman naked

There’s simply no way to explain GQ’s latest feature, "Pantless Saturdays." Sure, Casual Fridays have been out of fashion for years and Naked Fridays are taking over… but who cares if anyone’s sitting around naked on Saturday?

Fans of Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera, apparently:

Come summer, even your easy-fit workweek chinos can seem heavy, stiff, and constricting. Maybe that’s why New York’s most discerning dressers have moved on from casual Fridays. Here, the stars of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World show us how to beat the heat while letting it all hang out. [GQ]

GQ wasn’t kidding about it "all hangin[ing] out," although GQ sadly censored the photos. Women of earth, this is the closest thing you’re going to get to naked penises in men’s magazines, sorry.

We’d love to show you more photos from this shoot, but GQ’s worthless slideshow is, well, worthless. You can attempt to navigate it here.