Today, Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin blogged her outrage with lady comics (and women who believe that other women should have rights in general), Aisha Tyler and Stephanie Miller. On a radio show, Tyler and Miller had the following ball joke-infused exchange, as all good comics are wont to do:
MILLER PRODUCER (24:00): I’m not sure, which is worse, if he actually believes all the crap he [Limbaugh] says, or if it’s just an act?
AISHA TYLER: I actually felt that way about Ann Coulter. She says the most outrageous things and I think sometimes she says them because she knows they’re going to get on. (Miller interrupts)
STEPHANIE MILLER: Of course, of course.
TYLER: I don’t know. I can’t decide either because okay it’s theater, so maybe there’s some kind of sophistication involved.
MILLER: I knew her years ago. I’ve said this many times on the air. She at some point went ‘oh, I have to say crazier bleep to sell books.’
TYLER: Yeah, but now she’s being out-crazied by Michelle Malkin, who by the way, I would kick right in the nuts if I met her. [Miller and staff laughing]
So Michelle, don’t let me catch you at the Beverly Center cause right in the nut sack is where my foot’s going. Wear a cup, lady.
Malkin responded with correct shock and horror at having her balls attacked: "Who knew that striving for gender equality meant pursuing the dream that one day, someday, liberal women would be able to mock their conservative counterparts’ sexuality with the unfettered vulgarity of Andrew Dice Clay?…I hope you are proud, feminists."
(In case you wondering, here is the internet's opinion of Malkin, culled from fifteen minutes of trying to find a suitable thumbail pic of the conservative pundit before googling Tyler instead.)