Olivia O'Neil dyed her hair brown

Teens really need to learn that Facebook hurts more than it helps. Take the case of Olivia O’Neil, a 15-year-old New Zealand girl who just won the Miss Teen Wanganui title.

At the time she beat out her competitors, O'Neil was a harmless, unassuming blond, but then she revealed her true, terrifying nature by becoming an evil brunette.

Facebook photos surfaced of her newly dyed brown hair... and pageant organizer Barbara Osborne was incensed. "Is that a wig?" Osborne wrote. "I hope it is, don’t give me heart failure."

Olivia admitted that she had in fact dyed her blond hair dark, and said that if she wasn't allowed to dye her hair, then maybe pageant life wasn't for her. “Well you better decide, miss. Hand over your crown with an attitude like that. I’m sure someone will step into your place with manners," said Osborne, adding that O'Neil "would not go far in this world." [Yahoo!]

Miss Awesome New Zealand (I just made that up and give it to her on a permanent, honorary basis) told the local papers that "I don’t think you can tell a 15-year-old that they aren’t going to go very far in life."

While it's better O'Neil learns now that blonds get away with everything and brunettes usually get pushed to page 86 of Maxim, she does have a point: if a 15-year-old is offering patient wisdom on life and you're telling her to give back an award she won because of her hair color, you should be banned for life from working with children.

Via.

Commentarium (10 Comments)

Aug 13 10 - 10:33am
Meh

Yikes! But seriously, everyone knows brunettes are second rate.

Aug 13 10 - 10:41am
Matt

Gentlemen prefer blondes. I like brunettes.

Aug 13 10 - 11:11am
Jeweler

Australians are ugly.

Jun 12 11 - 4:50pm
Betsey

Nah, she's so pretty!

Aug 13 10 - 12:33pm
haha

Good, 'cause I'll take anything.

Aug 13 10 - 1:53pm
B71

What is it with these pageant organizers? They act like one's appearance is the only thing that matters.

Aug 13 10 - 4:14pm
Lego

@B71 They are pagent organizers... what do you expect? They make their living off of vanity. Needless to say, it doesn't make them less of douchebags.

Aug 18 10 - 10:42am
thinkywritey

That girl has a long, happy life of kicking ass ahead of her. Brava, my dear.

Nov 15 10 - 2:49pm
j

@ meh...
no blonde is. You should know that by now.