Scanner

Funny Or Die wants you to vote “Piranha 3D” Best Picture

Pin it

Piranha 3D

Is everyone out there excited for the year's biggest film? No, it's not Toy Story 3 or even Inception — we're talking, of course, about Piranha 3D.

A-list megastar Jerry O'Connell stars in this early frontrunner for the 2011 Best Picture Oscar. It's a lock.

This film has it all: Kelly Brook, penis severing, underwater caves, the portly kid from Stand By Me, Kelly Brook, piranhas, unforgettably profound metaphors for human existence, Elisabeth Shue, Kelly Brook's boobers.

Image.