Is everyone out there excited for the year's biggest film? No, it's not Toy Story 3 or even Inception — we're talking, of course, about Piranha 3D.
A-list megastar Jerry O'Connell stars in this early frontrunner for the 2011 Best Picture Oscar. It's a lock.
This film has it all: Kelly Brook, penis severing, underwater caves, the portly kid from Stand By Me, Kelly Brook, piranhas, unforgettably profound metaphors for human existence, Elisabeth Shue, Kelly Brook's boobers.