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CNN Obama is not a Muslim

A CNN news broadcast featured the following under "New Developments: Pres. Obama Is Not a Muslim." Are you shitting me?

A church in Florida has been denied a permit to burn Qurans on September 11. The, um, Christians, say they're going to do it anyway. You know, to protest against religious extremism.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing "Natural Woman." I don't have any idea why, but I couldn't care less. It's equal parts adorable and inspiring.

If you're listening to Usher while, uh, getting intimate, are you having sex or making love?

And finally, a video clip from a weird German kids show called Kinderkreis, that features the enthusiastic dancing in brightly colored Spandex onesies that I've seen all day.