I'm not sharing this video with you because it's hilarious. For one thing, it's more bizarre than hilarious, a document that's almost too ridiculous to be believed and so becomes completely baffling. I'm referring to a video from a horserace in Monmouth Park, New Jersey on Saturday.
Announcer Larry Collmus had to call a race between some oddly-named horses… and we don't mean Seabiscuit and Crippled Limpy. Just wait and see:
I love the GawkerTV commenter who said: "Finishing dead last, "My Wife Thinks I'm on a Business Trip."