I'm not really sure how to explain this one. At some point in time, some person out there in the world say this Chef Boyardee ad, featuring a neglected blanket mouthing off the some kids chowing down on delicious canned ravioli:
This person then thought to his or herself, "There's something… missing here. What does this ad need? Does it need to be dubbed over with dialogue from Pulp Fiction? More specifically, Samuel L. Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction? Yes. Yes, I think it does." I think this is both: A. amazing and B. an excellent argument for why the Internet makes everyone's lives better. Behold:
There's really not much I could add to this to make it more enjoyable. Except maybe to say that Abby seems like a real underminer. Don't invite her to any sleepovers, you guys.