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Sexy "Sesame Street" costumes are a big "don't" for this Halloween
By Brian FairbanksSeptember 14th, 2010, 2:18 pmComments (12)Every Halloween season, we look forward to alerting you to the best and worst new costume ideas in the marketplace. Surely you'll agree with us that none of them will possibly top this in the "worst" category -- sexy Sesame Street costumes. Way to burn our childhood memories and then stomp on the ashes, BuyCostumes.com.
Here's the "sassy" female Big Bird costume, with its sexy legwarmers and fluffy yellow dress, a combination which ensures you'll be showing a teasing bit of upper thigh this year.
Really, we couldn't eat another one. No, please. No. More. Cookie. Then again, if sexy Cookie Monster is holding it behind her head and tempting us to get really close to her in order to snatch one, we'll bite:
And lastly, the Elmo costume, perfect for your next tickling porn parody.
The Consumerist has more on this horror show, although this is thankfully as awful as it gets.
Commentarium (12 Comments)
Yes, I'd do 'em all!
I could role play the shit out of that sexy big bird costume.
Can I tickle Elmo?
Sickos.
If I see ANY women wearing one of these in public this year, I WILL beat the shit out of them. Wearing one for personal role play is one thing, but out in public, for children to possibly see? You're just asking for it..
they are all SEXY
these women would look good wearing anything. look at the costumes, close your eyes, then imagine loud, violently drunk, stockings sagging by their ankles, waistband snapped and hanging by a thread, and definitvely not hot girls with these outfits. $hitshow.
that said, I look forward to October 31st
"N" is for "Nookie," that's good enough for me....
All Dan Savage approved.
i think that the big bird one is actually accurate enough looking for it to be okay
the cookie monster and elmo one are lame, though i would love a proper cookie monster costume
they have big ASS'S