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Ochocinco endorses phone sex

Hilarious accident of the day: A phone number on cereal box endorsed by football player Chad Ochocinco that was supposed to lead to a charity instead connected callers to a phone sex hotline. Oops.

Much to the chagrin of our inner fans, Moe Tucker, drummer for pioneering rock revolutionaries the Velvet Underground, supports the Tea Party movement. Watch her being interviewed on a local news show if you dare. 

A Pennsylvanian judge was arrested for disorderly conduct after handing out condoms hidden in acorns. Logically, it turns out he's from the city of Intercourse, PA.

Here are eight priests arrested for crimes other than sexual abuse, including one who stalked Conan O'Brien. We know it's kind of a dark list topic, but it's also funny.

And finally, this is the bicycle you've secretly wanted since you were twelve-years-old. We're told it was invented by a "bike-insurer," which is weird, since flamethrowers seem really dangerous. Also, since when is that real job?