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The Men Who Stare at Goats
by Scott Von Doviak
George Clooney & co. get political, psychic, and really weird. /entertainment/
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Painted Love
by Samantha West
Shooting as if with brushes and oil.
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Culture Wars: Debating Mad Men's Marriage
by James Brady Ryan and Isabella Notti
Spoiler Alert: Should Betty [redacted] Don [redacted] or [redacted]?
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Sex Advice From . . . Mike White
by James Brady Ryan
Q: What has screenwriting taught you about dating? A: I write about awkwardness. Dating is the perfect inspiration. /advice/
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Red Hot Chili Peppers: Me and My Friends
by Tony Woolliscroft
Twenty years of intimate photos, onstage and off.
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20 Ways to Get Your Arrested Development Movie Fix*
by Phil Nugent
*Until they actually make the movie.
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My Parents Were Awesome
by Eliot Glazer
Before fanny packs and Yanni concerts, your parents were free-wheeling, fashion-forward, and super-awesome.
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Awesome Advice, Way to Go!
by Erin Bradley
The Washington Post forgets that vampires aren't real. /advice/
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Ten Revelations on the Road to Love
by Jack Harrison
Seduction is easier than you think.
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New Releases: DVD
by Scott Von Doviak
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 plus three. /entertainment/
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The Nerve Debate: Marriage
by Elizabeth Wurtzel and Jack Harrison
A tie that binds — or chokes?
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Savage Love
by Dan Savage
Should I marry the only guy I've ever slept with? /advice/
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My First Time
by You
"I was surprisingly adventurous, and he was surprisingly shy..."
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Cinema Sutra: Showgirls
by Jack Harrison
Elizabeth Berkley teaches us how (not) to have sex underwater. /advice/
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Ten Inappropriate Relationships We Love
by James Brady Ryan
Would Harold and Maude be cute in real life? /entertainment/
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Best of Dating Confessions
by You
This week: The "Your Reasons For Joining PETA Are Suspect" Award.
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Nerve Retro: Modern Olympias
by Peter J. Gorman
The photographer borrows from Manet to capture the tiny movements that emerge from bored stillness.
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Everything I Know About Love I Learned From... Weezer
by Jakob Dorof
Insights on romance from the original geek-rockers. /entertainment/
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Talking to Strangers
by Briana E. Heard and Meghan Pleticha
Nerve asks deeply personal questions to people we just met.
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Miss Information
by Erin Bradley
How can I tell if he's toying with me, or actually interested? /advice/
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Bad Sex With Kevin Keck
by Kevin Keck
Interlude with the vampire.
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Sex Advice From . . . Haunted House Employees
by Andre Stanton
Q. Have you ever caught customers fooling around? A. No. But, I did see a guy piss his pants once. /advice/
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The Pitts Perspective
by George Pitts
A classic Nerve photographer gives us another look.
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Smoking Tupac's Ashes
by Alan W. Petrucelli and Jack Harrison
Top 10 celebrity after-death atrocities.
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Lower East Side Halloween
by Glenn Glasser
In New York City, the costume party starts early.
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New Releases: Film
by Scott Von Doviak
The House of the Devil plus three. /entertainment/
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Wendy isn't a girl who misses much. She's well acquainted with the touch
of a velvet hand, like a lizard on a window pane. When Dick (Jamie Bell),
leader of the Dandies gang, holds her in his arms, and he feels his finger on
her trigger, he knows nobody can do him no harm. Not that Dick would ever
actually fire his beloved, mind you, apart from target practice — the Dandies, a group of outcast teens living in a derelict mining town, are staunch pacifists, privately fetishizing weapons they never intend to brandish in public. And if that seems absurd and pointless, welcome to the singular worldview of Denmark's Lars von Trier (Dancer in the Dark, Dogville), whose screenplay for Dear Wendy is but the latest installment in his mammoth ongoing project: the deconstruction of American mores, from the blinkered, media-fed perspective of someone who's never set foot in the U.S.
For whatever reason, Von Trier chose not to direct this one himself, passing it along to Dogme 95 colleague Thomas Vinterberg (The Celebration). Vinterberg is a more sensual and less exacting filmmaker than Von Trier, and he gives the first half of Dear Wendy, detailing the formation of the Dandies and the evolution of their bizarre rituals, a welcome jaunty fizz, downplaying the didacticism and capturing the mischievous exhilaration of kids engaged in mildly subversive role-playing — the N.R.A. as the Calvin & Hobbes clubhouse. (Alison Pill, whose shrill performance in Pieces of April seemed to reflect her own surname, is surprisingly tough and affecting here as the Dandies' sole female member; the scene in which she proudly exposes her breasts to Dick — not as a sexual come-on, but in giddy celebration of their belated arrival — is oddly poignant.)
It's only when the script's scolding machinations finally kick in that Dear Wendy goes horribly awry. That this social experiment will end in violence is dramatically inevitable; what's mystifying, and at times unseemly, is the way that Von Trier predicates the Dandies' implosion on racial stereotypes, with disaster creeping ever closer once the local sheriff (Bill Pullman) insists that Dick look after Sebastian (Danso Gordon), the murderous nephew of Dick's family's African-American maid.
As in his forthcoming, disappointing Dogville sequel, Manderlay, Von Trier has a grasp of race relations most charitably described as "quaint," and here there's no nation-building allegory to temper such folly. Dear Lars: Rent some Charles Burnett videos, pronto. — Mike D'Angelo |
 In the latest tale of a small town changed by the arrival of a young eccentric, Jake, a fifteen-year-old klepto searching for his prostitute mother, is taken in by a Jesse McCartney-like cutie, Tucker, and his white-picket Montana family. Through a borrowed Oedipus complex, Jake fantasizes about his adoptive, kind-of-creepy new mother while sleeping with the undersexed neighbor with tight quads. He impresses the father with a newfound work ethic, wows the local boys with his ability to pick locks and jump ignitions, and, in what could have become an aggressive, inexperienced threesome, hooks Tucker up with his free-spirited crush Lilly Rose, played by the independently sexy Paz de la Huerta.
Predictably, though, Jake can't kick his thieving ways or his reputation despite admirable efforts and superhero-like voice-overs ("It's called . . . breaking and entering"). Falling captive to multiple indie clichés, Steal Me is redeemed only by de la Huerta's sensuality. — David Diehl |
 As you prepare for a date, it's worth remembering that cinema's truest stars — Lauren Bacall, Greta Garbo, Bette Davis, Katherine Hepburn or Marlene Dietrich — were never just flirts.
"I don't want to be a silly temptress," Garbo said once. "I cannot see any sense in getting dressed up and doing nothing but tempting men in pictures."
Garbo did get all dolled up and tempt men in pictures, but she did much more. The full range of her iconic talent has been restored in the excellent Greta Garbo Signature Collection, which gathers most of the major movies she made before ageist Hollywood so cruelly dumped her. This collection includes Anna Christie, Mata Hari, Grand Hotel, Queen Christina, Camille, Ninotchka, and, of course, Anna Karenina. The collection illustrates how her name became shorthand for grace and powerful beauty.
In the transition from silents to sound cinema, many major starlets lost their gigs as roles came to demand more full-bodied and, obviously, full-throated performances. But Garbo, a Swedish immigrant, confidently learned as fast as she could — easing into English with the accented lead in Eugene O'Neill's craggy drama Anna Christie, then quickly settling into historical romances, effortlessly infusing her parts with strength and intelligence just as impressive as her legendary cheekbones. She could be a temptress, sure, but there was nothing silly about her. Her career was the triumph of a woman who knew she was never just another pretty face. — Logan Hill |
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