Scarred
by Stacia J. N. Decker

My husband's heart surgery made him a new man.
The Nerve Date with Jacqueline
by Jessica Yatrofsky

'Tis the season to be daring.
The Road
by Scott Von Doviak

Looking to celebrate your holiday with two hours of solid despair? /entertainment/
Sex Advice From . . . Turkey Farmers
by Kristen Gangwer

Q: What can turkeys teach us about sex?
A: Absolutely nothing. With barnyard birds it's business, not pleasure.
Watch Your Back
by Susan Barnett

What can you tell about a person from their t-shirt?
Dealbreaker: The Self-Help Book
by Jen Kirkman

How DIY therapy can ruin dating.
The Five Sexiest Apocalypse Movies
by Phil Nugent

Perfect for curling up with the last man (or woman) on earth. /entertainment/
Savage Love
by Dan Savage

How do I tell my girlfriend that I'm pregnant? /advice/
Pop Culture We're Thankful For
by the Nerve Editors

Toasts from around the Nerve family table. /entertainment/
My First Time
by You

"I remember the zip of the door, and our naked dash across the dark campground to his tent..."
Things Drunk People Say
by Kathleen Go

"Get the duct tape. You have dropped your last beer."
Five TV Families to Avoid on Thanksgiving
by Scott Von Doviak

These clans will make you appreciate your own. /entertainment/
Miss Information
by Erin Bradley

So many women, so few decision-making skills. /advice/
Hosting Your Own Hedonistic Thanksgiving
by Ben Reininga

Drinking, smoking, and gorging with your friends: this can be the best holiday of the year.
The Confessies
by You

The Robert Pattinson Award for Twilight Devotion
Culture Wars: Will James Cameron's Avatar live up to the hype?
by Andrew Osborne and Scott Von Doviak

Worthy successor to Aliens, or the world's most expensive Smurfs movie?
Reader Feedback on "Professor Wank"

Great Interview! I am trying to get in contact with Sharon Lintz. Please have her email me at margaretshrum@msn.com. Thank you!
--ms
06/14
nice interview sharon...thought i'd see if i could track you down. i'm still here in sf; life is good. it'd be nice to hear from you- nikku nikud@hotmail.com
--nd
03/15
To masturbate or Not to masturbate, that's the question that face most of young adult while looking at the prono sites. I am excessive masturbator myself. Starting masturbation since 9th grade, I have totally regretted this practice. While looking at the prono site while masturbating brings a carving pleasure just like addiction. At age of 23, I have youth impotence, went to my urologist twice since then. Got help from doctors at herballove. Got some advices about the negative effects of excessive masturbation, which does not covered in any text book. Stupid sex education at high school does not even go over anything about sexual addiction....
--PLUS
12/11
I say Eric Idle immortalized choking the chicken on Saturday Night Live when he hosted. That was some really funny shit.
--ACF
06/24
A little FYI here about the term "choking the chicken"... This is something that I'd read on a couple web sites so it may or may not be true but it sounds feasible from my knowledge base on the more unusual sexual practice files. The term is actually born of a bestiality practice in which a man would masturbate into the cloaca of a live chicken then just before orgasm he would wring the chicken's neck because in dying the chicken's cloaca would tighten and spasm around his shaft bringing about increased pleasure. I know, not a pretty image and I certainly am not advocating the practice, I'm just answering the question of where the phase came from. Might have taken all the fun out of using that term. Ah well, there are so many others that can be used instead... MoBounceBaby
--MBB
03/28
I'm still rather upset about the firing of Jocelyn Elders (the sugeon general under Clinton who was fired for suggesting sex education include masturbation education). She had a brilliant and healthy idea. I was afriad of masturbation and had no idea how to do it until I was 21, stoned, alone in bed and feeling rather brave. I never thought it was something girls could do. Maybe if I knew how to masturbate when I was in high school I wouldn't have lost my virginity out of pure curiosity and maybe I would have waited until I was truly ready.
--ab
03/26
One danger of beating off is what I learned the hard way when I was 21. Pressing down on the mattress instead of choking the chicken can lead to Peyronies disorder, a bent or curved injured penis. Mailer is right, beating off can tampen the desire to relate to real women, which can lead to great sex as she masturbates you on her bed as she kisses and teases you until she pushes you back and then mounts you for great sex--her hard nipples rubbing your chest as she begs you for your always big cock. Caressing and spanking her buns will guarantee orgasms, believe me!
--CDE
03/25
Great interview -- smart and funny.
--RR
03/25
Back in the late 70s I went to a sex party with several couples. The three girls were very hot to see three guys masturbate each other, but the hottest scene was watching a brunette rub two cocks together (mine and another mans) before she took both in her mouth. She was kneeling down, looking up at us, and the friction was very erotic! The other two girls came over and rubbed their hard nipples against my buns before all three couples did some noisy thrashing screwing that went off and on between showers and drinking. One girl even took two guys in her pussy, one underneath her and the other guy on her on the edge of the bed. Very hot!
--TRE
03/25
I liked this discussion, and so did my girlfriend, who loves to masturbate me on a sheet covered sofa as we watch a XXX adult porno. She gets me warmed up by strutting around in her spiked heels, naked, her body glistening with lotion after a mutual shower. She knows I like pornos featuring two young babes ravishing and sucking off a young muscular stud who gets to eat both before he mounts a blond as her little brunette pal spanks him after playing with his balls and cock. She pulls on me, her tongue in ear and mouth, reminding me how her young coworker is hot for me, and may even get invited over for some very hot sex-two babes on me, rubbing my pre cum all over their tits and bare buns for me to lick off. All this after these two oral sex experts get off on each other before I enter the bedroom, a brew in hand and a very hard 7 inch cock.
--BVS
03/25
it will be nice when there is no guilt about masturbation and i thing that nerve and books like this pave the way. regards
--tca
03/25
way funny ...
--ydb
03/24
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