Scarred
by Stacia J. N. Decker

My husband's heart surgery made him a new man.
The Nerve Date with Jacqueline
by Jessica Yatrofsky

'Tis the season to be daring.
The Road
by Scott Von Doviak

Looking to celebrate your holiday with two hours of solid despair? /entertainment/
Sex Advice From . . . Turkey Farmers
by Kristen Gangwer

Q: What can turkeys teach us about sex?
A: Absolutely nothing. With barnyard birds it's business, not pleasure.
Watch Your Back
by Susan Barnett

What can you tell about a person from their t-shirt?
Dealbreaker: The Self-Help Book
by Jen Kirkman

How DIY therapy can ruin dating.
The Five Sexiest Apocalypse Movies
by Phil Nugent

Perfect for curling up with the last man (or woman) on earth. /entertainment/
Savage Love
by Dan Savage

How do I tell my girlfriend that I'm pregnant? /advice/
Pop Culture We're Thankful For
by the Nerve Editors

Toasts from around the Nerve family table. /entertainment/
My First Time
by You

"I remember the zip of the door, and our naked dash across the dark campground to his tent..."
Things Drunk People Say
by Kathleen Go

"Get the duct tape. You have dropped your last beer."
Five TV Families to Avoid on Thanksgiving
by Scott Von Doviak

These clans will make you appreciate your own. /entertainment/
Miss Information
by Erin Bradley

So many women, so few decision-making skills. /advice/
Hosting Your Own Hedonistic Thanksgiving
by Ben Reininga

Drinking, smoking, and gorging with your friends: this can be the best holiday of the year.
The Confessies
by You

The Robert Pattinson Award for Twilight Devotion
Culture Wars: Will James Cameron's Avatar live up to the hype?
by Andrew Osborne and Scott Von Doviak

Worthy successor to Aliens, or the world's most expensive Smurfs movie?
Reader Feedback on "The Bedside Manners Pop Quiz"

The section, "Spanking with Aplomb" was great. Some women really get off on some playful spanking (or slapping of bare butts) as it incites orgasms. S&M stuff is too much for most couples, but light bondage, such as her hands being restrained after he caresses and slaps her firm creamy buns are in order. She struts around her naked man until he pulls her down, pulls down her thong, and he puts her over his knee for being such a hussy, a wanton trollop who needs discipline.
--BTG
02/20
I would suggest that bedsheets be changed more often than every 2 weeks. Since I do laundry every week, the sheets get plopped in then. Even as a hetero guy, there should be at the least a back-up set of sheets (or 2 in case of 3-day events).
--deb
02/15
So funny and so smart. It's unbelievable that some people took the tone literally. Never overestimate the masses.
--EW
02/15
Really funny Em & Lo. Obviously, the people in the feedback below who took it so seriously that they were offended totally missed the point. Of course, this isn't to be taken as The Rules - it's entertainment. Well, it entertained me. Maybe this is just clearer to me cause I've actually started to read the book and can see the whole context of these points which is, again, hilarious.
--bob
02/12
I bet you're two of the worst lays round.
--hoe
02/12
You two are so uptight!! It is a wonder you ever have any fun!!! Get real. Well, you probably will get more real and have some real fun when you start moving through your forties and realize you don't have to please everyone who is within a 50 mile radius of wherever you are. PS It is in the best taste to launder your sheets once a week, no matter if it is just you sleeping in them, or the entire Roman army!
--MRW
02/11
You two ladies used to be interesting but need a scolding. your rules stifle and bore us. sex is uninhibited, you're dotting all the i's and creating a cult of convention. it's as scary as puritanical and dogmatic and just not sexy. I'd love to be a fan again, but you've just lost me.
--kl
02/11
Hi, I'm journalist from Chile, and I want contact to Em & Lo for know you opinion about female promiscuity and the tendence in Chile where the woman have friends for have sex. I hope to can contact to shes. Soledad Torres
--ST
02/11
yawn...
--AJH
02/11
ladies you made me laugh even when i got the answer wrong. thank you for brightening my day. kudos to nerve for finally making it interactive (as it should always be, Rufus).
--jmj
02/11
Very entertaining. I have but one bone to pick --- ex's posting personal profiles after only 3 weeks??!! This is cruel! C'mon, at least give the dearly heartbroken at least a month's recovery and avoidance of total kick in the stomach and ego.
--
02/11
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