Can you believe Sean Penn's response to Chris Rock's remarks? How lame can you get? In this case, real lame!
--RM
03/12 |
funny!!
--pt
03/08 |
This was the funniest piece I've read in ages!!! Hilarious!!
--TW
03/07 |
Oh, man! The only thing less funny than a bunch of white guys telling Chris Rock jokes at the office (it's true! We're so lame! And no one, I repeat, NO ONE, has ever, ever made that observation before! We also drive and dance all uptight! Zing!) is a smug hipster writing a humor-free "funny" column full of snarky comments about how people at the Oscars don't measure up to his BeautifulCool (tm) standards! Wheee!
--MS
03/07 |
Oh and I noticed the huge boobs myself
--AT
03/06 |
Jeremy Irons nothing! I think Dustin Hoffman and Prince were doin crack in Prince's dressing room with Sean Penn.
--AT
03/06 |
Is Adam doing this column as a project for his middle school journalism class? You can't be that desparate for columnists.
--jak
03/06 |
"Serpico...and huge boobs" Hahahahaha. It's so nice not to be alone.
--efm
03/05 |
I'm with you -- You know Jeremy Irons knows where the party is. He called me "Luv" once, or maybe it was "Love"...about 20 years ago and some kind of really hot thing began to happen through a large part of my body. He IS a party.
--pa
03/05 |
Thanks for the Jeremy Irons mentions. I thought I was alone in the cosmos with my newfound love of the man.
--tlc
03/03 |
Adam Boyle rocks my world. This article made my week. He is consistently great.
--CMM
02/28 |
I don't have an opinion about Penelope Cruz either, except that in a line up, Salma Hayek makes her look like Ashlee Simpson.
--JALK
02/28 |
This now recurring feature has become my now absolute favorite thing to look forward to reading. You pinpoint what seems to me to be the most obvious aspects of these events/films/whatever and yet this is the only place I see any mention of the them.
I almost fell off my chair when they cut to Syndey Lumet's daughters. God bless you for everything you notice...I'm in hysterics every time I read these things.
--dw
02/28 |
best 29 thoughts so far
--kgs
02/28 |
Good stuff. I expected a snobby attack. Your observations were spot on.
--KsZ
02/28 |
very funny stuff ... you go boy.
--ted
02/28 |
That was a hot rendition of the 'bloat' that is Oscar night. Thx. Windygirl
--cbc
02/28 |
Now, that Antonio Banderas really killed Jorgue Dressler's song.... Banders can't act nor sing. Good that Mr Dressler went out to the stage and had the balls to give him a lesson.
Best Chris Rock joke: "Ophrah is so wealthy that I'm surprised John Kerry hasn't proposed her" I loved that one.
The aviator SUCKS.gOD WHAT A BAD MOVIE!! Shame on you Martin. Next time try not to bore us.
Why did Amenabar get the Oscar? The German movie "The sinking" is much better. What's up with those judges? Are they on weed while they watch the projections?
Penelope needs to spice up, she's too boring.
Hillary Swank's speech....oh my god! Don't get me into that. Nobody cares about celebrities thanking their mum, their college best friend and their first landlord.
That's it
--SU
02/28 |
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