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Reader Feedback on "29 Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of Britney Spears' Pregnancy"

Someone keep this talented jackass on Nerve!
--POO
04/18
Somebody get this talentless jackass off Nerve
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04/18
That was GREAT!! Just hysterical and great!! :-)
--mk
04/18
Britney shouldn't really charge for her baby photos, because what she'd get would only be pocket change to her, and she'd probably be undercut by the jerks with the telephoto lenses. What she really needs to do is send out hoards of baby photos to every tabloid and media outlet for free, with permission to publish. That will discourage the telephoto jerks, who won't be able to sell any of the pictures they do get. Actually, this isn't a bad idea for non-baby photos, too.
--JCF
04/18
you really funny :)
--SI
04/17
Pate may be unlikeable, but Austin...I think not.
--MDA
04/16
I'll pick on Sonic Youth with you!
--akf
04/16
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