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My husband's heart surgery made him a new man.
The Nerve Date with Jacqueline
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'Tis the season to be daring.
The Road
by Scott Von Doviak

Looking to celebrate your holiday with two hours of solid despair? /entertainment/
Sex Advice From . . . Turkey Farmers
by Kristen Gangwer

Q: What can turkeys teach us about sex?
A: Absolutely nothing. With barnyard birds it's business, not pleasure.
Watch Your Back
by Susan Barnett

What can you tell about a person from their t-shirt?
Dealbreaker: The Self-Help Book
by Jen Kirkman

How DIY therapy can ruin dating.
The Five Sexiest Apocalypse Movies
by Phil Nugent

Perfect for curling up with the last man (or woman) on earth. /entertainment/
Savage Love
by Dan Savage

How do I tell my girlfriend that I'm pregnant? /advice/
Pop Culture We're Thankful For
by the Nerve Editors

Toasts from around the Nerve family table. /entertainment/
My First Time
by You

"I remember the zip of the door, and our naked dash across the dark campground to his tent..."
Things Drunk People Say
by Kathleen Go

"Get the duct tape. You have dropped your last beer."
Five TV Families to Avoid on Thanksgiving
by Scott Von Doviak

These clans will make you appreciate your own. /entertainment/
Miss Information
by Erin Bradley

So many women, so few decision-making skills. /advice/
Hosting Your Own Hedonistic Thanksgiving
by Ben Reininga

Drinking, smoking, and gorging with your friends: this can be the best holiday of the year.
The Confessies
by You

The Robert Pattinson Award for Twilight Devotion
Culture Wars: Will James Cameron's Avatar live up to the hype?
by Andrew Osborne and Scott Von Doviak

Worthy successor to Aliens, or the world's most expensive Smurfs movie?
Reader Feedback on "The Dirty Dozen"

how can you leave out 'songs to make love to your old lady by' by loveage?
--cal
07/17
I gave all these albums a listen. I gave up on them one by one after listening to the amazon.com snippets. I was really excited about Ike Reilly. "Hotter than anything Lou Reed ever wrote?" I tried to find his stuff on some p2p services and couldn't. Thank god. After hearing his very alt-standard voice and alt-standard FX-laden guitar on amazon, I realized it would have been a total waste of not-so-precious bandwidth. Each of these albums sucks. There's not a single new sound here. Who are you, Mr. Music Critic? You lubed up my hopes with your spit-slick writing only to blow me with this toothy-at-best music. Needless to say, you aren't getting breakfast.
--E.P.
06/20
dr -- there's a name for humping to NIN. it's called rape. have you even listened to any of these albums, you pinhead. i didn't think so. shut yer stupid ass until you listen to these albums. dido. oh christ.
--fu
05/22
My buddy gave me this list to see what I thought about it. I have a knack for hearing great tunes/artists before they bust out. Or, aside from that, I will pick out the most popular track on an album, along with all the singles, way before they come out. My thought. They are unknown because the albums STINK. Sorry but I can't see anyone "getting it on" to this crap! The "old reliable" Chicane, NIN, Enigma, Pure Mood, Dido (first album), Sarah Brightman (Eden Album) various chillin stuff and R&B will remain king for me. I'll send you guys a REAL list in the next few days. PRINT that and you will do your readers a real service; not printing this garbage.
--D.R.
05/21
kr sounds like he/she/it would be boring in bed.
--dk
05/18
boring
--kr
05/18
xTc -- i find it heartening that the retarded can read.
--pam
05/16
What a crappy list! Who ever heard of those songs?! I guess if you're just going to masturbate, you can play whatever you want... but my top five Garronteed-To-Get-Me-Some list is as follows: 1. "Afternoon Delight," Starland Vocal Band - She'll laugh herself right out of her panties. 2. "Miracles," Jefferson Starship 3. "Love Comes in Spurts," Richard Hell & the Voidoids 4. "One Hump Or Two," Detroit Grand Pubahs - like a tutorial on how to handle the booty. 5. "What's That Smell Like Fish?" Blind Boy Fuller Bonus cut for getting freaky: "Tooling For Anus, " The Meatmen Certifiable results, y'all!
--xTc
05/16
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