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Reader Feedback on "29 Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of Desperate Housewives"

My girlfriend likes DH but she thinks the episode featuring Sharon Lawrence as a dominatrix in black leather was hot! We can hardly wait to see a porno with lookalikes naked, in heels, being playfully spanked, esp Gabrielle (Eva Longoria)! Of course the guys in the porno would be buffed, hung and good at foreplay--a scene with "Gabrielle" and the Sheridan lookalike competing for the young gardeners' tongue and penis would be hard to beat.
--DLR
04/08
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