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Reader Feedback on "29 Thoughts About the Absolute, Categorical Unsexiness of the Michael Jackson Trial"
God, now the court gets to see and hear about the porn magazines and videos the kid saw. Just the thing to sip "Jesus Juice" (beer and wine) to. Back in the mid 70s a very explicit book came out called "Show Me", featuring close up photos of naked young children under 16 or so fooling around. I saw it in a bookstore in a mall, not a porn shop. Several photos included a beautiful blond girl of 12 or so gazing at the fully erect blond boy of 14 or so. Magazines like Barely Legal show young women who are supposedly 18 having sex with young guys. Exposure? Check out a TV program "Elimidate" at 6pm--one episode showed a pretty blond in a thong sitting on a guys lap as she proved to him that her tickets were natural, not silicone.
--FWP
03/24 |
Sorry to sound like a groupie, but I definitely love your entire series! It's somewhat blog-like, but much more funny than the average blog. You remind me of this guy I went to college with; in fact you probably remind all the readers of some guy they went to college with... and I mean that in a good way.
--LP
03/19 |
Prince is the king of sexiness. Said statement has no relevance whatsoever to MJ or article, but I thought I should mention it anyways. Article was bloody brilliant. Keep it rolling.
--AW
03/18 |
f--king hilarious! already looking forward to the next.
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03/18 |
Fabulous article. However, I point out that in California, two things are true. The first is that the actor/lawyers on courtTV aren't the only ones drinking themselves to sleep. And secondly, criminal trials are brought by the people, as in People v. Jackson. I think the people should leave the poor bastard alone. Can't we just do a show of hands vote or something?
PS Don't listen to writing critics who can't spell.
--JSL
03/18 |
Just got done laughing my ass off. Well done.
--MG
03/18 |
Adam makes ADHD sexy. Eh, ADHD was already sexy. Does no one say "sexy" anymore? I love you, Adam.
--lcc
03/18 |
i wasn't a huge fan of this series at first, but this column made me laugh out loud, co-workers looking over my shoulder-style. i dug the oscars column as well.
i think boyle's falling into his groove.
--kgs
03/17 |
I really like this feature- it makes me laugh.
Don't listen to the mean people!
--mdr
03/17 |
I wanted that Thriller jacket. I was so in love with Michael when he was till a fuzzy faced black man. But i was soooo over him when Bad came out. Prince was pretty, but still masculine--so i became a Prince fanatic. I've at least seen his butt; and when he talks about sex, it's like he's done it a million of times, and enjoyed it. He made me unashamed to be the horny teen that i was.
--gush
03/17 |
hey, i like. not everything needs to be ponderous, dude.
--sam
03/17 |
Adam,did you smoke a fat one before you wrote this? Keep the jabberbabble off of here.
--twa
03/17 |
I have to say, every single one of these "29 thoughts" is at the top of this site's worst articles. Honestly, when every other piece is well written, thought out. informative, or entertaining, the scattered thoughts of this guy seem like they're being published either out of pity or because he's sleeping with the editor. Or at least doing lots of personal errands. It remindds me of the kid who didn't really belong in your writing class, and that cringe everyone gave any time his work was read. When coherence is a problem, and when you get so far off subject, it really makes me want to hit my screen. I gave the guy a chance. I thought he might improve. But it's strike three. It bothers me so much I had to write in. So please, either trash his column, or add a more honest title, such as: five thougths about the subject, 22 that have nothing to do with anything. Really, his style isn't clever or cute. It's just annoying. He should keep that stuff to his blog and make room for the site's good writers.
--np
03/17 |
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