The dog is Sugar Pie, not Sweetie Pie. Do you watch the show?
--A
02/02 |
This is my first experience with nerve.com after seeing it advertised on HBO...I love it! I to have been laughing me a-- off at ANS. What pisses me off is that this fat bi--- is making lot$ of money off of OUR stupidity!! I am a plus sized gal who is not offended by what other people find offensive. (I know I'm beautiful) But give me a friggin break...this crazy, drugged up,iliterate, slob is NOT pretty in any sence of the word...fat or not! She is the one who is giving the plused sized women a bad name. She and anyone who likes her is a JOKE. (I guess she's the one laughing her way to the bank) Anyway I agreed with the article and loved it. The ANS Show is a waste, but i'll probably keep watching it to confirm what I already know( it IS pretty fuc---- funny!)....you don't have to be a bleach blonde, big boobed, doped up, ex-hooker,not to mention-greedy, movie "star" to be beautiful!!! (Just rich!! lol )
--PLB
11/23 |
I think the people that watch just can't wait to see what stupid thing that she does next. Everyone love to watch someone make a fool out of themselves.
By the way, the dog's name is "Sugar Pie" not "Sweetie Pie".
--MLH
11/22 |
I don't even know where to begin with a response to your artical. Several things you said bothered me. One was that you watched the first two episodes for professional reasons and that you will continue to watch to see how it ends? I think you found your guilty pleasure. We all have them and just because people tune in to watch the Anna Nicole show doesn't mean we all agree with the things she does.
--JH
11/20 |
the anna nicole show is the most incredible waste of electrons I have seen
--jpc
11/01 |
I THINK ANNA IS AND WAS ONE OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE CHICKS OUT THERE, MOST OF THESE SKINNY BITCHES THINK THEY LOOK GOOD...LOL... THEY LOOK SICK
--K L
10/28 |
I think Anna is just being her self, and what is so wrong with that??!! Hell I thik some others on this plantet need to quit being all wrapped up in others buisness and happiness, and start living their own lives and QUIT JUDGING, hell life is to short , love and happiness needs to be our biggest priority... I LOVE YA ANNA!!!
--RDM
10/28 |
Well, sure this article was mean and scathing but it basically pointed out what everyone else already knew. Not some of your best work Matt, too whiny, and just too fuckin' condescending towards women in general, by saying that ANS was a "porker" before and during her "15 minutes"; geez, if an almost 6' tall woman weighing somewhere between 130-145, measuring 38-28-38 AND has had a child is a "porker", I'd hate to see what you think of someone like Camryn Manheim (who is still larger than ANS is now). This just proves again how worthless critics are; they're the people that talk shit about people doing shit that they CAN'T do.
--AW
10/21 |
Was it H L Mencken (or some similar wit) who said, "No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public."?
--sbf
10/16 |
I would also like to point out the fact that the person who said they wasted their time reading this article, used a fucking smiley face at the end of their "response".
--DSS
10/15 |
The Anna Nicole Smith show is the worst thing to hit the tube since this years attempt at an award show by MTV. Where every joke by Jimmy Fallon was followed by silence. This article was dead on. This is pure evidence of how sick and fat (not phat) this country is. When we idolize fat, stupid, alcoholic, money hungry idiots it just supports the evidence of why 60% of this country are exactly that.
--DSS
10/15 |
OH MAN!! This reporter is right on the money..the Anna Nicole Smith show is without a doubt the worst waste of film I've seen since the "goonies" I think she has to be setting women back just by breathing if women will still claim her as one of their own. But this is the kind of thing that gets ratings and i'll readily admit if someone tells me she's doing something especially stupid( hang on this could be any second) I will tune in just to laugh and if nothing else it is worth one hell of a laugh.
--CB
10/06 |
I just wasted my time reading your article. Your writing skills are very elementary. If anything I feel sorry for you that your career is limited to this... Find a new day job:)
--DC
10/06 |
Anna Nicole Smith..Its one thing to be a bombshell with no personality or a fat chick bubbling over with personality, atleast it gives you a chance, but Anna has neither and the fact that shes being shoved down our throat at every turn is definately a reflection of us as an American culture and only cultivates our "Roman" desire for reality TV. Your article hit the nail on the head.Anna get over yourself.
--DR
09/27 |
I love the Anna Nicole Smith Show. She is so funny - she and her fellow cast members remind me of the The Three Stooges. Attacking Anna Nicole would be like attacking "Larry". Anna Nicole must be laughing all the way to the bank. I like the way she pulls her outfits together, fixes her hair, her makeup, and I love her sunglasses. I hope she gets her own website soon so I'll know where to buy some of that stuff. Anna Nicole Smith has a great campy sense of humor. Write about Anna Nicole more often but try to be more balanced.
--ans
09/27 |
I don't care to admit I have enjoyed some porno, but the x rated sex tape of Pam and Tommy Lee was more enjoyable than watching Anna Smith muddle through some topic. Her comment about 'breast transplants' was funny, as I dont think Pam Anderson could come up with that! Women are having a field day putting Smith down but all one has to do is turn the show off. "Real Sex" on HBO is more stimulating, but some of the features are not fun--like going to a nude beach and finding out its Senior Citizens Day,etc.
--NHG
09/04 |
I dont think filling Smith with Red Bull will overcome her soporific, slurring drawl. Is she the only doper in America who is still misusing downers, as in 'ludes'? She was funny once, when she mentioned her 'breast transplants'...and she was a Playmate of the Year?! God, some men will accept any womans looks as long as she has big breasts. Give me an attractive natural woman with natural breasts and a supple, toned body who likes men and exudes intelligence and caring anytime over some over done zaftig trollop who hit up an old rich geezer for his money. Tragic. My wife, like many women, is appalled at Smith and women like her.
--MBD
09/04 |
This article could be summed up as follows: "Stupid pathetic has-been cows can just go die while I roll my eyes." It is gloating and mean-spirited, neither incisive nor insightful.
--el-M
08/30 |
Matt Labash's article on Anna Nicole Smith was nothing short of hilarious! How do I get on your email list in order to read more of Matt's articles?
Rich
--RL
08/29 |
Why not Pamela Lee and Kidd Rock? That would make for decent entertainment...
--bc
08/28 |
Hey Matt-
I thought the article on the Anna Nicole Show was pretty funny, but I have to argue that a size 14 (which is what she used to be) is hardly "obese." Scathing can be funny, or it can just alienate you from your reader(s) in the first paragraph. Jeez, man. No need to be an asshole.
--JI
08/26 |
I thought your article was great. I laughed until the others in my office thought I had some kind of attack.
Don't get me wrong I kinda like some large women, but this one is on the goofy side. The only thing about your article I didn't like was the Elvis note. Hell we all know Elvis is alive and making millions pretending to be croaked. I was in Graceland last week and think I saw him, (actually I saw about 500 that looked like him). One more thing, after reading the other feedback, someone actually quoted Woody Allen, give me a friggin break! Keep up the good work.
--RK
08/26 |
Mr. Labash,
Your article on ANS was so funny that I was insipred to watch (part of) the program for the first time. I noticed that some of the feedback objected to referring to her as a sow. Well, sir, I grew up on a farm and am familiar with pigs. There are some differences between ANS and sows,which you neglected to point out. Sows have have longer noses; sows have more tits; and sows are smarter.
--MM
08/26 |
What a wonderful way for the author to get attention for himself. He sets up ANS as his straw(wo)man, as if she really is a legitimate subject for criticism, and then oh-so-cleverly bats her down. I've never understood critics of pop culture before. But now I get it. They waste their time discussing banality, hoping that fools like me will get sucked in enough to comment on their comments, satisfying their (the critics) need to be noticed. I assume his next target will be the Jerry Springer show. JS is watched for the same reason that ANS is watched: people can't believe what they are seeing, and are curious to see what goofiness will happen next. Think of all the fun the author will have with that mess, and the page after page of comments it will elicit.
--JC
08/26 |
I would just like to speak on the vin diesel comment. While movies such as XXX, the fast and the furious, etc. are clearly crap, I think you should take a look at the movie that got him noticed, boiler room. He's not a bad actor, he's just been tainted by society and turned in to the mindless action hero that he now is. Sorry to be so off subject, but it had to be said.
--mp
08/26 |
Here's a reality check: distill what is vulgar about Hollywood and the U.S. to their essence, and you get Anna Nicole Smith.
Anna Nicole Smith may be gross and grosse, but she's way more typically American than the puny women Labash's subtext seems to hold up as a beauty ideal.
So here's a word of caution for Labash: each time he uses size as indictment against a person's character, he's insulting 90% of Middle America. As middle-age creeps up on him, he will eventually become part of his own target group.
In other words, fat-bashing rhetoric is overused, easy, and booooring.
--
08/25 |
ey toat dat da ana nikol showe wuz uh gud Tee Vee xpearence.
shee iz sow smeart, evan dough ey herd shee wuz sapozed toby dum.
shee iz rubanesk an lovurly. (Ey luv wen shee iz rubin...)
ey wood mary dat wooman en wun secun eef givan da chanss. oh lah lah!
dat lawer iz stewpid dough.
hee haz 2 waker inda hed wen shee getz ohwta lyn, an knot letter getawey witer moo dy bee havyer.
sa wut u wunt, arose buy eny udder nam iz stile arose. (winsten church hill sad dat, sew u no im knot dum)
ey haddem in stall kabel inda trayler jest tew wacher shoe - ye hah!
--TJ
08/25 |
The only contribution to Nerve more significant than the article on Anna Nicole Smith would have been no article at all. How odd that we glorify the even-less-than-mediocre.
--cdb
08/24 |
Thanks for such a wonderfully entertaining & on target piece
on the "ANS"...great fun!
--jcw
08/24 |
Amen to that.
--JS
08/23 |
Let me guess, your heroes are A.O. Scott and Janet Maslin. They seem to be although your article falls quite short of their standards. I think the only thing more pathetic than the "Anna Nicole Show" is someone who would make their living from critiquing it. As Woody Allen once pointed out, there is a special room in hell for professional critics.
--GB
08/23 |
After nearly passing out from asphyxiation while reading your article (having trouble getting oxygen I was laughing
so hard..) I turned to the comments section so I could write and tell you how incredibly well written this was. What surprised the f**k out of me was that there are actually people here telling you to lay off her? To let her have her 15 minutes or whatever (although, by my
count, it's been way over 15 minutes already... time to
shove over and let someone else have theirs...) Who are
these people? One thing is obvious... they're the ones driving the ratings crazy here... but the deeper question is... Are they glued to the screen and carrying the flag because they sympathize (can we say "identify" even?) with a seriously ignorant fat sow like ANS, or because they're awed by the spectacle like us and simply loathe to put another human down. Trying to figure this one out. Perhaps the next Anna Nicole supporter could answer this one for me...
BTW, suggestion for the nerve.com folks... we should be able to search for members of the opposite sex that thought this article was seriously the funniest shit they've read in a while. screw sexy/sexier... i wanna know these people have a frigging sense of humor!
--DW
08/23 |
The point I took away from this article was "fat women disgusting". She's is clearly stupid, but what's new about that? People still love Marilyn Monroe, she's a fucking cultural icon for god's sake. Anna Nicole's real offence it seems is being fat, or larger-than-life. Anyway, I thought I'd just let the author know that his article hurt me and reminded me that I will new be considered attractive in the US because I wear a size larger than a 10. Christ, the only woman on TV that even slightly resembles me has "imported 42DD breasts thrash about like two drunks in a street fight." and "If the seams in her sausage-casing jeans could talk, they'd cry out in pain: "Make her stop!"". Please Nerve, do something about this writer.
--er
08/23 |
Lighten up, it's only a show, and if you don't like it turn it off. And one more thing the stupid can make it in America, So lets just give her, her few minutes of fame.
--LG
08/23 |
While nevering having watched the show in its entirety, I was curious to read your article. From the tiny excerpts and talk I've heard, I have been increasingly amazed that ANYONE is watching such trash. However, I look at some of the recent "reality" crap shows, (that I prayed would die quietly after the events of September 11th), and I am just stunned at the decline in taste in this country. As a result, I rarely turn the television on for more than news or the couple of intelligently written shows on a very few network or cable channels.
Your article just proved its not all in my head. There are other intelligent people out there whom find this kind of pandering (and don't even get me started on her poor son), unacceptable.
--RLF
08/23 |
As one of my country (honest, plain, direct ) friends would say, "That girl is dumber than a box of rocks." I would have a hard time showing her any affection. I would be too busy alternating between falling down laughing and visiting the restroom to wretch my guts out.
--NWG
08/23 |
Plesae forgive me if this seems to be a psych 101 thing.,but you have to wonder,is this her way of staying in the limelight, no matter how negative it is? You know any attention is better than none. I bet she cries when she is alone.
--FMH
08/23 |
I agree ..... Trash TV for sure.
--jrm
08/23 |
Stab, slash, pare, fillet, touche! You really know how to deflate the "tube";-)
--TGN
08/22 |
My sentiments exactly about Anna Nicole Smith. What the hell is the deal? I don't mind the weight part of her...I think too many in Hollywood are anorexic thin...but the make-up and the baby voice are ridiculous. Really, who gives a damn? But I feel the same way about the Osbornes....
Love your style of writing, MOST FABULOUS. Keep up the good work!
Best wishes
--caf
08/22 |
Matt, your article on this Smith miscreant was the most ingenious and well thought out piece I've read in years. Thank you for such a great laugh at the expense of this brainless, overindulging vile wretch. If she didn't have such a nice, well behaved son, I would continue. Keep up the good work!
--DTB
08/22 |
Just when you thought television couldn't get any worse.......I seriously doubt that she can and chew
gum at the same time. She gives "dumb blondes" a bad
name.
--SM
08/21 |
Just when you thought television couldn't get any worse.......I seriously doubt that she can and chew
gum at the same tine. She gives "dumb blondes" a bad
name.
--SM
08/21 |
I figure that in her prime, ANS' BMI would have been about equivalent to that of the writer according to the photo below the article ... She still has a very beautiful face, and the ability to laugh at herself (including her ass) - when she gets the joke. If this show does indeed have the potential to be a public suicide watch, I would treat it with more compassion. A meteoric rise, however questionable one may find it, and a protracted fall played out somewhat pathetically before a mass audience. There is PATHOS in pathetic, not just sneer-worthiness. If I were forced to watch, I hope I'd cringe and not sneer. I regret all my disrespect for Elvis in decline. He got flak like this for being fat and spacey - and he exhibited more of what is conventionally accepted as talent. I can think of no other man treated so badly for being overweight. Why is pneumatic bad? Lena in Brave New World was highly desirable for being pneumatic. Ah, the tightrope walk between cow and bone-rack! I'll sign off now, take down the rope, and use it to hog-tie one of our numerous portly male celebrities.
--cp
08/21 |
It is a (not worth worrying about, typical and topical and controversial) show about a woman trying to make money and a network trying to do the same. What you should be worrying about is your own money-making opportunities....and your own loved ones. Don't watch it.
Jeff Johns
130 Canterbury St.
Lawrenceburg, KY
JJJ1952@BellSouth.net
--JJJ
08/21 |
your review transformed the experience of the painfully tragic show into the fun fodder they stupidly hoped it might be. your review gave me the best abs-of-steel laughter workout I've had in years. as for the show, a new low in the fast track to the TV graveyard of most embarrasing productions ever.
--MM
08/20 |
One of the things that the author of this article has done is to attack ANS's physical appearance. My response is that I actually appreciate seeing a more 'heavy set', voluptuous, woman wearing the latest fashion trends as the prime figure of a reality show. So she's no Twiggy or Courtney Cox and obviously wears some kind of girdle when dressed in her evening gown, but if seeing a full figured woman wearing tight fitting clothes with her fat hanging over the sides ain't reality, then I don't know what is.
--MV
08/20 |
Omigod I laughed out loud during this entire article. Genius!
--KAF
08/20 |
an EXCELLENT piece, thank you. i agree that making fun of her weight is irrelevent. i see it as an oblique jab at something else unnamed. you think she's lazy? say _that_ then. otherwise, thanks (matt and nerve°) for the words. i laughed out loud.
--bk1
08/20 |
How lame that ANS's fake boobs and weight have any relevance whatsoever in your review. My review of your review is that if ANS had fake boobs but weighed about 100 pounds less, there would be a lot less intellectual nose tossing and a lot more weener sneezing.
--LF
08/20 |
I laughed, I cried. Well, I didn't cry, but I sure as hell laughed. Nice piece of writing about a nice piece.
--gs
08/20 |
HEY!!! We must keep one truth in mind as told to us by the late, great Freddy Mercury.
Fat Bottom girls make the rockin' world go round.
--RDC
08/20 |
Could this piece be any whinier? The author could not have made it more difficult to read. All of his points are diluted and drowned out by the unending and obvious rant.
--hc
08/20 |
if there ever was such a thing as an on-point article, then this is it.
but whaddayaknow, as if anybody bothers … after all, here in germany and some other european countries the show »big brother« was highly successful, people started putting their sexual antics on the web for everybody to see and coming from the usa, everybody films and observes him- or herself voluntarily now … orwell would be delighted, now would he?
in such a »cultural« environment, is it really a surprise that h&m posters with smith cost up to 1,000 € among collectors? it’s not like pamela lee anderson is any better, mind you … i’m glad the decay is delayed for some time here in europe, but north america is just around the corner, so to speak … bummer.
--tom
08/20 |
Matt, you are my hero. Kudos for being a bastion if sensibility.
--mlb
08/20 |
Jesus Christ people, get off the whole damn FAT issue!!! People are so damn sensitive these days! I'm fu$king sick of all the political correctness bullshit... Anna Nicole Smith is a BIG FAT, DUMB WASTE OF SKIN! Saying that SHE is fat should in no way offend other FAT people! Its her pathetic, even offensive personality that makes her FATNESS stand out and be an issue in the first place. If she had a great personality the first thing you would see would not be her fat! Some people are just too damn stupid and sensitive to realize that.
Ok, I'm done ranting now...I feel a little better :-)
By the way, I'm overweight myself along with, what is it now 75% or so of the US population? So I guess fat is the norm anyhow.
I watched the first show with my wife and told her even before it started that "there is no way in hell I am ever watching it again", and I haven't. Yes, it is truly like watching a train wreak, but seriously, how many times can one endure watching the same train wreak? The article was funny, I especially liked the part about the judge stating that her "illiteracy is striking". It should be an inspiration to us all...if she is that ignorant, and has as much money as she does, then it sure has hell doesn't take brains to make $$ in this world.
--APB
08/20 |
Great article Matt!
The title alone is genius.
I saw the show for the first time last night...its analogous to watching a train wreck. The viewers are instinctively aware that they should not look, but find themselves rubber necking.
She's a caricture of Marylyn Monroe, played as the late Elvis.
The thought "Who gets custody of that poor kid of hers?" comes to mind.
The commercial touts the show as funny, even though its not meant to be...and The Boob Smith continues to display her version of sureality TV.
So I watched with the wife. We commented that we felt as though we could feel IQ points dripping from our heads onto a pool on the floor. We joked that if the dog lapped them up w/o looking at the screen, it would probably start to talk and then tell us to turn that crap off.
Why did we watch this apparently stoned spoiled siliconed pre-autopsy of a show?
Prbably why every one else did...its a train wreck...and you see it coming down the track...you can't ignore it.
Damn rubber neckers.
Counter point - I think people like to see morons on TV. Impossibly stupid people make us feel smarter by comparison. Her blank look when asked if she concurs, actually, her not knowing more than maybe 200 - 300 words total, and using them incorrectly, all adds to the illusion that Hey, we know what that word means, or that LA is not in NY, and we don't even have our own show: We must be smart! :D
--TJ
08/20 |
Anna Nicole, what a waste of our oxygen.
Fat, ugly, and "stupid". I guess I don't understand.
But I do know that about 3 minutes of that shit was enough for me.
--J.L.
08/20 |
Everyone is desperately scrambling for their 15 minutes of undeserved fame. This whole trend towards 'reality' tv is sickening to put it mildly. Why shows like 'big brother', 'temptation island' and the likes are so popular can only be summed up by one point: they take our minds off our own otherwise mundane existance. Creativity is not the order of the day - ratings are - and E! is just capitalizing on the trend. Despite its mediocrity, we can be sure that the lemmings will tune in to watch the mindless drivel that is Anna Nichole. Regardless of her shape/size, lack of talent/intelligence - her 15 minutes were up years ago.
--gen
08/20 |
Great review of the largest piece of ass on TV. Who knows why E! is running this tub of lard, except for her ability to keep everyone wondering, "what's next?". I, for one, find her absolutely disgusting.
Keep up the good work on your writing. This piece (no pun intended) was very "well done" (again, no pun intended).
Thanks.
--MSS
08/19 |
I feel dirty reading this article, I really feel sorry for the poor guy who not only had to watch the show but also had to read the book.
--dfb
08/19 |
That article on Anna Nicole was hilarious! I have yet to tune into the spectacle but think you probably summed it up pretty aptly. Breasts like curdled milk...going out Mama-Cass-ham-sandwich style. Funny. The fact that that no talent vapid bimbo is getting $88 million...NOT funny.
--rkb
08/19 |
Matt why are you picking on the fat girls? Anna Nicole is a slob and an idiot - why bitch about her weight? I expect more creativity from a 'progressive' magazine like Nerve, not more mean spirited fatphobic crud.
--GA
08/19 |
My god, but do I pray that LH is joking. Please?
--ME
08/19 |
How can anyone describe this piece of dreck (as several people have) as "well written"? It's the usual would-be clever snarking by someone who supposes that contempt equals sophistication. Every "alternative newsweekly" is filled with this sort of junk.
--SR
08/19 |
She's only trying to make a f***ing living. Leave her alone!
--LH
08/19 |
that was not only unusually harsh, it was also completely unnecessary. as if there's anyone in the country who doesn't know that that anna nicole smith is a complete and utter boob. as if there's anyone who can't see that she's gone from being kind of curvy to wildly lumpy. this article is so venomous. so completely mean spirited.
--so
08/19 |
Smith is a joke and a fool. But why diss her because she is overweight? Not all of us have perfect bodies. Not everyone is a size 6-8. Some of us are larger. And some men like larger women, albeit larger does not have to equal to being a moron. Other than this point the article was very funny and to the point.
Please be kind to full-bodied women. Thank you.
--SR
08/19 |
Isn't it good to know that you don't have to have beauty or brains to have your on TV show. Just an incredibly big ass and an even larger set of, my God what would you call those things anyway?
--LAB
08/19 |
Point taken: Anna Nicole doesn't deserve to be made fun of because she's not a size 6. She deserves to be made fun of because she's an irresponsible, self-indulgent, drugged up, greedy, bad mother who represents the worst side of American culture. Leave the fat jokes out of it, there's still plenty there to work with.
--sf
08/19 |
it's like watching a train wreck. i want so badly to look away, but i have to watch the horror. bobby "luxurious" trendy is setting positive images of gay men on TV back twenty years, and sugar pie clearly needs her dosage upped. but even more disturbing are anna's bouts of spacey, slurred incoherence... what is she on? and are the staffers at E! giving it to her?
--d
08/19 |
This is the best dang article, not to mention the most well written, I have read in months. Matt is my new idol! Keep up the GREAT work.
--TRI
08/19 |
Wickedly funny and well written article.
--CL
08/19 |
Okay, the person who wrote before me definitely has some weight issues herself (himself?). I thought the article was great. Anna Nicole Smith's show can simply be summed up as trash t.v.
--lexi
08/19 |
I've never felt the need to respond to anything written on this site before, but your seemingly misogynist attitude, and your shallow penchant for pointing out Anna Nicole has put on the pounds is trite and reprehensible. At her prime, you say she was a "porker", that's unfair. Just because she probably tipped the scale at over 115 you think she's fat? With such a *small* view of beauty, perhaps you should go write for Maxim- you don't belong here. Consequently, I've always feared for modern masculinity. Truly you are the representative voice of the crisis. Perhaps you fear women so innately that you're worried that any woman over 115 lbs. is so likely to make to you her bitch, that you'll never be able to see beyond your pathetic little skinny vs. fat diaspora. Anna may be stupid, may be pathetic, her tits may be huge, she may be fat, but all you're doing is pointing out the obvious. Now there's something to be professionaly proud of. Why don't you go back to the sandbox, I think you'd do well in say, grade three.
--FU
08/19 |
wow, Matt --
In a article that rips apart Anna Nicole Smith for her stupidity and crass behavior (maybe rightfully so -- I haven't watched the show), you relied overmuch on a series of stupid fat jokes. It seems to me that you had plenty else to make fun of without having to get in multiple juvenile digs about her weight.
Your writing and the Anna Nicole Show seem made for each other.
--dkd
08/19 |
Thanks Matt, I now know I don't need to get my eyes checked again. I could not understand why everyone was raving about this woman. You have proven to me that I am seeing what I thought I was seeing. A fat slob. I also now know what sexual favor she performed for Mr. Marshall that first night in the parking lot. Our moms always warned us we would go blind if we indulged in such acts, and poor Mr. Marshall must have went blind or else why would he marry a beast.
--DGA
08/19 |
I must agree and disagree with Matt. When Anna Nicole was
in her "prime" she was definately an attractive woman. I must admit to "making withdrawals from their Anna Nicole spank bank" myself.
However, Matt is correct in that Anna has definately let herself go and is much better off when she's not talking.
--RC
08/19 |
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