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o one ever claimed authorship of the book of love, but we do know who composed the soundtrack: Damn near everyone. To prove it, here's an audio box of chocolates inspired equally by Gary Giddins's "Post-War Jazz: An Arbitrary Road Map" and the Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs of some of the many things love can be. The list is not a smoochfest. Betrayal and heartbreak loom large. (The latter applied to the making of this list as well: I've heard more about what I've omitted than what I've included.) Still, as the Magnetic Fields crooned, "The book of love is long and boring/But I love when you read it to me." Singing, as it turns out, works even better.
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1934: Pinky Tomlin: "The Object of My Affection." Appropriately, we begin with schmaltz. Vocally, Tomlin, who wrote this chestnut ("The object of my affection/Can change my complexion/From pink to rosy red") was something like Louis Prima minus the buoyancy lithe, a little winsome, and totally charming. Love in human scale.
1935: Patsy Montana & Prairie Ramblers: "I Want to Be a Cowboy's Sweetheart." Believe it or not, this song changed everything. It was the first record by a woman to sell a million copies, and it made Montana the first female country megastar. Though the subtext of her first hit was later made explicit by the more forward "I Wanna Be a Western Cowgirl," she gives it everything she has, yodeling untilyou bet I'm going to say itthe cows come home. ![]()
1936: Red Norvo featuring Mildred Bailey: "A Porter's Love Song to a Chambermaid." Housework as foreplay: "I will be your dustpan," Bailey winks over Norvo's good-humored swing, "If you'll be my broom/We could work together/All around the room." Imagine what they might have accomplished with a Mini-Vac.
1937: Fred Astaire: "(I've Got) Beginner's Luck." Astaire sang like he danced, so suave he convinced you he'd really fallen in love for the first time and was sort of mystified by it: "That's what I've always heard/And always thought absurd/But now I believe every word." Doubly impressive, given that this was taken from his seventh movie with Ginger Rogers. ![]()
1938: Robert Johnson: "Love in Vain." The cold, hard facts of life, recited like a fatalist weather report.
1939: Coleman Hawkins: "Body and Soul." Self-explanatory. The way Hawkins fusses over the melody is one of pop music's great acts of love, even if the way he extended itand extended it, and extended it some moremade him seem something of a libertine.
1940: Duke Ellington: "Me and You." It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing, and this does, hard, with a bit more sauce than usual (and considering how hot Ellington was during this period, that's saying something). The words are straight-up courtship, while the music invites more.
1941: Ernest Tubb: "Walking the Floor Over You." Stoicism is a country singer's best friendafter heartache, that is.
1942: Billie Holiday: "Trav'lin' Light." Cutting through the perfect, gauzy orchestration like a fingernail through tissue paper, the queen of heartbreak whistles while she walks away from her latest heartache, swinging her arms by her sides.
1943: Louis Jordan: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby?" The famed saxophonist's usual comic gait serves as the undertone here only he's not being funny, which deepens it. Not quite the tears of a clown, just the uncertainty of whether his baby's found somebody new or not, which makes him even more vulnerable and appealing.
1944: The Ink Spots & Ella Fitzgerald: "I'm Making Believe." World War II saw a surge of sentimental I'll-be-home ballads most famously "White Christmas" capture the country's mood. This is one of the loveliest, matching lead Ink Spot Bill Kenney's Victorian prissiness with Ella's palpable put-a-good-face-on-it ache.
1945: Spike Jones & His City Slickers: "You Always Hurt the One You Love." Love is farcical, so who better than the auteur of "Der Fuhrer's Face" to soothe a nation's wounds by simultaneously clowning on the biggest hit of vanilla-harmonizing Mills Brothers and romantic spoken-word interludes of the Ink Spots? When the basso profundo intones, "Honey lamb, honey face, uh-honey piiie," he puts you on edge. That doesn't necessarily prepare you for the screams and gunshots to come, but it helps.
1946: Lennie Tristano: "What Is This Thing Called Love?" Love is modern, or in this case modernist. Tristano was one of the first jazz musicians to record fully improvised pieces, but he was just as free with standards. On this solo recording, he turns the melody sideways, lurching the rhythm but keeping a keen sense of play throughout.
1947: Charles Brown & Johnny Moore's Three Blazers: "Merry Christmas Baby." The definition of insouciant, andappropriately, given that it's set on December 25ththe ultimate morning-after song.








Commentarium (12 Comments)
Exceptionally well-written piece, a nicely varied menu of recommendations. But still, no room for Beck's "Nobody's Fault But My Own"? Tsk.
Some songs that are very lacking:
"Love Is You" by Redd Kross
"Something" by the Beatles
"I Won't Forget You" by Ze Malibu Kids
"Calling Sarah" by Jellyfish
"I May Hate You Sometimes (But I'll Always Love You)" by the Posies
"Girl" by T-Rex
"You Drive Me Ape" by the Dickies
"I Wanna Be Your Dog" by the Stooges
to name but a few ;-)
Your list is great, until it manages to leave out the great love songs of the last twenty years. AND you misquote the Magnetic Fields. Boo.
anyone that reads this list expecting it to be definitive is silly. this piece is essentially editorial. but it's excellent at what it does. i would even go so far as to say that it raises the bar for music journalism in any 'sex' magazine from maxim to penthouse. nice work.
What?@! You cannot just leave "THE FEVER", as song by Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes, off this list. While written by Springsteen, the soulful voice of Johnny Lyons is just so erotic.
Stevie Wonder
"Ribbon in the Sky"
Jackson 5
"Don't Know Why I love You"
Method Man & Mary J Blige
"All I Need"
The Clash
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?"
The Righteous Brothers
"Unchained Melody"
I loved this article! Music listening can be such a subjective thing, and the writer realizes this. Nevertheless, he makes a convincing case for every sing song he selected. Furthermore, it makes me want to go out of my way to hear some of the songs that I am unfamiliar with.
One personal quibble (bearing in mind my comment about the subjectivity of music listening):
You should have included "Days" by Ray Davies/The Kinks. Everyone has their song that perfectly evokes the feeling you have when that perfect love is lost. I can't listen to it without getting all broken up inside. For me, this is it.
Again, great article. One of the best music articles I've read in a long time.
1968 - Tammy Wynette - Stand by Your Man is one of the strongest songs I've ever heard sung by a woman. Clearly, she is singing in the character of the lovelorne, world-weary mama who keeps giving and giving because that is all she knows while her male partner takes and is quite the fucker, consequently.
Flowerz? Are you NUTS? That is one of the hands down WORST songs EVER, period, a house with no soul, sorry Armand... What about Robyn Hitchcock's "I've got the hots for you"-- Said the hammer to the nail / I've got the hots for you / Said the vicar to the waitress / I've got the hots for you...
1986's pick - "Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order is my all time FAVORITE song!! Job well done!
You missed the underground hit, "Vente en mi boca! (come in my mouth) by the Mexican all-girl, garage band Las Ultras
WsIyOs Internet is written with the capital letter in a sentence, by the way. And hundredths are written not with a point but with a comma. This is according to the standard. And actually everything is very good!!!
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