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Learning About Tennis Through Unintentionally Erotic Photographs

Learning About Tennis Through Unintentionally Erotic Photographs

In honor of the U.S. Open, we'd like to inform you that our preferred surface is hard.
Learning About the Summer Olympics Through Unintentionally Erotic Photographs

Learning About the Summer Olympics Through Unintentionally Erotic Photographs

Education can be fun!
24-year old wins Pulitzer Prize for exposing Penn State scandal

24-year old wins Pulitzer Prize for exposing Penn State scandal

Now that everyone's in recovery from last night's premiere of the much-heralded HBO series Girls, directed and co-created by and starring…
London Olympics wants Keith Moon to play closing ceremony, regardless of the fact that he is dead

London Olympics wants Keith Moon to play closing ceremony, regardless of the fact that he is dead

The organizers of the London Olympics committed a rather egregious fail recently after asking the Who's longtime manager, Bill Curbishley, if…
Sorry, you won't be able to purchase what may or may not be Jeremy Lin's underpants

Sorry, you won't be able to purchase what may or may not be Jeremy Lin's underpants

Be honest, ladies/gays/straight male Knick fans who've been mysteriously experiencing strange, nocturnal Lin-issions starring a certain…
Dr. Ruth gives Linsanity-based sex advice

Dr. Ruth gives Linsanity-based sex advice

Dr. Ruth isn't just the sex-advice-giving grandmother we all wish we had. Turns out she's also a big Knicks fan. In an article for The…
ESPN apologizes for racially insensitive Jeremy Lin headline

ESPN apologizes for racially insensitive Jeremy Lin headline

Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin has been having the greatest few weeks ever: he's led the Knicks in a seven-game winning streak, inspired a…
There's a campaign to get Weird Al to perform at next year's Super Bowl halftime show

There's a campaign to get Weird Al to perform at next year's Super Bowl halftime show

Okay, two things: 1), there's currently a serious movement to get novelty musician/world's favorite accordionist Weird Al Yankovic to…
For the record, we are totally cool with the Rock becoming President

For the record, we are totally cool with the Rock becoming President

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is one of the most multi-taskingest (yes, that is a word) celebrities out there. He sings. He acts (kind of)…
In case you missed it: M.I.A. flips the bird at Super Bowl halftime show

In case you missed it: M.I.A. flips the bird at Super Bowl halftime show

Did you all enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday? Either by watching the game, watching USA's "Law & Order: SVU Man-athon" (actual thing), or…
Madonna assures concerned Americans there will be no "wardrobe malfunction" during halftime show

Madonna assures concerned Americans there will be no "wardrobe malfunction" during halftime show

If you are anything like me, you will be spending Super Bowl XLVI eating cereal and watching Titanic with limited commercial interruption in…
Watch Steven Tyler "sing" the national anthem at the AFC championship game

Watch Steven Tyler "sing" the national anthem at the AFC championship game

Aerosmith rocker/American Idol judge/walking anti-whiskey PSA Steven Tyler sung the national anthem at the AFC championship in New England…
Penn State football legend Joe Paterno dies at 85

Penn State football legend Joe Paterno dies at 85

Former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno passed away around 10 a.m. Sunday morning, after battling complications from lung cancer. Paterno…
NBC sells out Super Bowl advertising

NBC sells out Super Bowl advertising

If you're an aspiring entrepreneur/Etsy store owner, and you planned on purchasing coveted Super Bowl ad time to promote your business , it…
Madonna will perform at the Super Bowl XLVI halftime show

Madonna will perform at the Super Bowl XLVI halftime show

NBC announced last night that this year's Super Bowl halftime entertainment would be provided by none other than the material girl herself…
Gay softball league: bisexual players can keep trophy

Gay softball league: bisexual players can keep trophy

It's a civil rights victory for gay... um... straight... uh... bisexual... wait... Let's start with the basics: 1) The Gay Softball…
Penn State riots over Joe Paterno's firing, skips vigil for molestation victims

Penn State riots over Joe Paterno's firing, skips vigil for molestation victims

Historically, Penn State's greatest strengths have been drinking, chanting, being super into football, and general belligerence. So when news…
Former heavyweight boxing champ Joe Frazier dead at 67

Former heavyweight boxing champ Joe Frazier dead at 67

Ex-heavyweight boxing champ Joe Frazier died of liver cancer at a hospice, his family announced Monday night in a statement. He was sixty-seven…
The Ultimate Warrior has some surprisingly thoughtful points about OWS

The Ultimate Warrior has some surprisingly thoughtful points about OWS

Who would have thought the most lucid, level-headed argument against Occupy Wall Street would come from WWE legend The Ultimate Warrior? Wait…
Zooey Deschanel honors our nation with no-frills rendition of national anthem

Zooey Deschanel honors our nation with no-frills rendition of national anthem

Adorable New Girl star Zooey Deschanel has caught some flak as of late for being, well, adorable New Girl star Zooey Deschanel. Let the…